NEW YORK CITY – University of Alabama (8-0) fans are holding their collective breaths, because the Crimson Tide is being investigated for attainable collegiate violations.
Johnny Mariachi, director of the NCAA’s Rules, Policies, and Practices Federation, has famous that they obtained an nameless textual content stating that at the very least half of the Tide gamers are utilizing medical masks that have been manufactured in Afghanistan, and are, due to this fact, unlawful.
Third-string ‘Bama quarterback, Bruno Picasso, mentioned that the cost is drummed up by quantity two-ranked (9-0), Norte Dame, in an effort to get the Crimson Tide disqualified, thus permitting the Fighting Irish to maneuver as much as first place.
Sports Bet Gazette reporter Zorro La Bamba mentioned that Norte Dame cheerleader, Minnie May Driftwax has a twin brother, Luigi Driftwax, who’s the Crimson Tide kicker, and so she is aware of first-hand that the University of Alabama did, in truth, buy the unlawful masks from Afghanistan.
Meanwhile, the third-ranked Clemson Tigers, who’re (8-1), are reportedly looking for one thing unlawful that the Norte Dame Fighting Irish might have executed.