HARTFORD – After a lot controversy, the state of Connecticut has lastly knowledgeable the media that it has voted to legalize cocaine by a vote of 74 to 7, with 19 abstaining.
Senator Kingston P. Riffkit, 84, informed Boom Boom News that, after doing numerous analysis on the monetary points of legalizing the Colombian white powder, he was thrilled to study that it will usher in a bit of over $47 million a yr into the state’s coffers.
When informed that dozens of drug cartels in Colombia, Guatemala, and Australia are extraordinarily upset, he merely remarked that they may simply take their “snow” and peddle it in New Jersey, New York, and Newfoundland.
He then proudly stated that the state will obtain some much-needed enterprise income, which they are going to use to restore the swimming pool within the state capital, plant hundreds of Ukrainian Pistachio bushes, and repay the $23 million mortgage that the state obtained from Jeff Bezos final yr.
Connecticut Governor Ned “The Dude” Lamont knowledgeable the information media that he can be having eight cocaine distribution facilities arrange all through the state. He divulged that seven of the facilities can have drive-thru lanes.
