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President Trump Sells a Destroyer to Kim Jong-un

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WASHINGTON D.C.  – The FBI has introduced that the United States authorities has simply bought a U.S. destroyer to North Korea.

FBI agent Aloysius Browser instructed the information media that the sale was found when a White House cleansing woman discovered a copy of the gross sales slip within the Oval Office trash basket.

Agent Browser mentioned he couldn’t reveal an excessive amount of info is classified, however he did say that the USS Johnny Appleseed was constructed at a price of $2.7 billion, and was commissioned simply two years in the past.

Back in March, the Johnny Appleseed was concerned in a collision with a Bolivian PT Boat, El Numero 680239, as each had been coming into the Suez Canal.

The skipper of the Bolivian boat, Captain Timmy “Tequilaman” Torres, was fired after he confirmed an alcohol stage of seven.6%, which is approach, approach above the accepted stage for a member of the Bolivian navy.

The FBI mentioned that an investigation into the sale of the Johnny Appleseed has found that President Trump bought the destroyer to his pen pal-lover Kim Jong-un for the unbelievably low value of $18,798.

When FBI investigators requested Trump about this extremely unlawful sale, he merely replied that he has by no means heard of the ‘USS Johnny Appleseed’, and added that, since he’s nonetheless the authorized president of the United States, if he wished to, he might promote the rattling Statue of Liberty to Cuba for $45.

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